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| The church of bitcoin was founded on October 25th in order to grant bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups, it's homepage may be found [http://bitprayer.com/ here] | | The church of bitcoin is an evil troll. |
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| The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are:
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| 1) Praise Satoshi.
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| 2) Honor the blockchain.
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| 3) Thou shalt not fork thine own family.
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| 4) Keep the network holy.
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| 5) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.
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| 6) Doeth unto others as you would have them DDoS you.
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| 7) Thou shoult not swear unto another man thine payment not recieveth until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.
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| 8) Salt thine passwords.
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| 9) Hack thine planet.
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| 10) Keep thine woman, bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.
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| 11) Troll harder, if luke-jr is present doubly so.
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Revision as of 19:15, 26 November 2011
The church of bitcoin is an evil troll.