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The church of bitcoin is | The church of bitcoin was founded on October 25th in order to grant bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups, it's homepage may be found [http://bitprayer.com/ here] | ||
The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are: | |||
1) Praise Satoshi. | |||
2) Honor the blockchain. | |||
3) Thou shalt not fork thine own family. | |||
4) Keep the network holy. | |||
5) Thou should not covet another mans wallet. | |||
6) Doeth unto others as you would have them DDoS you. | |||
7) Thou shoult not swear unto another man thine payment not recieveth until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth. | |||
8) Salt thine passwords. | |||
9) Hack thine planet. | |||
10) Keep thine woman, bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean. | |||
11) Troll harder, if luke-jr is present doubly so. | |||
Revision as of 16:03, 26 November 2011
The church of bitcoin was founded on October 25th in order to grant bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups, it's homepage may be found here
The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are:
1) Praise Satoshi.
2) Honor the blockchain.
3) Thou shalt not fork thine own family.
4) Keep the network holy.
5) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.
6) Doeth unto others as you would have them DDoS you.
7) Thou shoult not swear unto another man thine payment not recieveth until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.
8) Salt thine passwords.
9) Hack thine planet.
10) Keep thine woman, bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.
11) Troll harder, if luke-jr is present doubly so.