Bitcoin Church: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 03:27, 26 November 2011

The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are:

1) Praise Satoshi.

2) Honor the blockchain.

3) Thou shalt not fork thine own family.

4) Keep the network holy.

5) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.

6) Doeth unto others as you would have them DDoS you.

7) Thou shoult not swear unto another man thine payment not receith until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.

8) Salt thine passwords.

9) Hack thine planet.

10) Keep thine woman, bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.

11) Troll harder, if luke-jr is present doubly so.

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-The Church of Bitcoin is an evil troll.
+The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are:
+) Praise Satoshi.
+) Honor the blockchain.
+) Thou shalt not fork thine own family.
+) Keep the network holy.
+) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.
+) Doeth unto others as you would have them DDoS you.
+) Thou shoult not swear unto another man thine payment not receith until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.
+) Salt thine passwords.
+) Hack thine planet.
+) Keep thine woman, bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.
+) Troll harder, if luke-jr is present doubly so.