Bitcoin Church: Difference between revisions

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The Church of Bitcoin is an evil troll.

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-The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are:
+The Church of Bitcoin is an evil troll.
-) Praise Satoshi.
-) Honor the blockchain.
-) Thou shalt not fork thine own family.
-) Keep the network holy.
-) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.
-) Doeth unto others as you would have them DDoS you.
-) Thou shoult not swear unto another man thine payment not receith until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.
-) Salt thine passwords.
-) Hack thine planet.
-) Keep thine woman, bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.
-) Troll harder, if luke-jr is present doubly so.