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The church of bitcoin was founded on October 25th in order to grant bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups, it's homepage may be found [http://bitprayer.com/ here]
The '''Church of Bitcoin''' was founded on October 25th 2012 in order to grant Bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups. Its homepage may be at [http://bitprayer.com/ bitprayer.com]


The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are:
The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven commandments:


1) Praise Satoshi.
# Praise Satoshi.
# Honor the blockchain.
# Thou shalt not fork thine own family.
# Keep the network holy.
# Thou should not covet another man's wallet.
# Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you.
# Thou shalt not swear unto another man that thine payment hath not been received until all of the blockchain hath been downloadeth.
# Salt thine passwords.
# Hack thine planet.
# Keep thine woman, [https://twitter.com/brucewagner Bruces] and [https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=98695 Atlases] in separate camps if they are unclean.
# Troll harder.


2) Honor the blockchain.
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3) Thou shalt not fork thine own family.
 
4) Keep the network holy.
 
5) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.


6) Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you.
==See Also==
 
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Church_of_Bitcoin
7) Thou shalt not swear unto another man that thine payment hath not been received until all of the blockchain hath been downloadeth.
 
8) Salt thine passwords.
 
9) Hack thine planet.
 
10) Keep thine woman, Bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.
 
11) Troll harder.
 
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Latest revision as of 19:20, 16 August 2017

The Church of Bitcoin was founded on October 25th 2012 in order to grant Bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups. Its homepage may be at bitprayer.com

The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven commandments:

  1. Praise Satoshi.
  2. Honor the blockchain.
  3. Thou shalt not fork thine own family.
  4. Keep the network holy.
  5. Thou should not covet another man's wallet.
  6. Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you.
  7. Thou shalt not swear unto another man that thine payment hath not been received until all of the blockchain hath been downloadeth.
  8. Salt thine passwords.
  9. Hack thine planet.
  10. Keep thine woman, Bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.
  11. Troll harder.

See Also

https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Church_of_Bitcoin

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