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The | The '''Church of Bitcoin''' was founded on October 25th 2012 in order to grant Bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups. Its homepage may be at [http://bitprayer.com/ bitprayer.com] | ||
The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven commandments: | |||
# Praise Satoshi. | |||
# Honor the blockchain. | |||
# Thou shalt not fork thine own family. | |||
# Keep the network holy. | |||
# Thou should not covet another man's wallet. | |||
# Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you. | |||
# Thou shalt not swear unto another man that thine payment hath not been received until all of the blockchain hath been downloadeth. | |||
# Salt thine passwords. | |||
# Hack thine planet. | |||
# Keep thine woman, [https://twitter.com/brucewagner Bruces] and [https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=98695 Atlases] in separate camps if they are unclean. | |||
# Troll harder. | |||
[[Category:Satire]] | |||
==See Also== | |||
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Church_of_Bitcoin | |||
Latest revision as of 19:20, 16 August 2017
The Church of Bitcoin was founded on October 25th 2012 in order to grant Bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups. Its homepage may be at bitprayer.com
The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven commandments:
- Praise Satoshi.
- Honor the blockchain.
- Thou shalt not fork thine own family.
- Keep the network holy.
- Thou should not covet another man's wallet.
- Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you.
- Thou shalt not swear unto another man that thine payment hath not been received until all of the blockchain hath been downloadeth.
- Salt thine passwords.
- Hack thine planet.
- Keep thine woman, Bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.
- Troll harder.