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| − | The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are: | + | The Church of Bitcoin is an evil troll. |
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| − | 1) Praise Satoshi.
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| − | 2) Honor the blockchain.
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| − | 3) Thou shalt not fork thine own family.
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| − | 4) Keep the network holy.
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| − | 5) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.
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| − | 6) Doeth unto others as you would have them DDoS you.
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| − | 7) Thou shoult not swear unto another man thine payment not receith until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.
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| − | 8) Salt thine passwords.
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| − | 9) Hack thine planet.
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| − | 10) Keep thine woman, bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.
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| − | 11) Troll harder, if luke-jr is present doubly so.
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Revision as of 04:02, 26 November 2011
The Church of Bitcoin is an evil troll.
