Bitcoin Church - Revision history

Calliptamus at 17:58, 25 May 2025

2025-05-25T17:58:14Z

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	The '''Church of Bitcoin''' was founded on October 25th 2012 in order to grant Bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups. Its homepage may be at [http://bitprayer.com/ bitprayer.com]		The '''Church of Bitcoin''' was founded on October 25th 2012 in order to grant [[Bitcoin]] users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups. Its homepage may be at [http://bitprayer.com/ bitprayer.com]

	The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven commandments:		The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven commandments:

Henry151: Added See Also section

2017-08-16T19:20:54Z

Added See Also section

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	[[Category:Satire]]		[[Category:Satire]]

			==See Also==
			https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Church_of_Bitcoin

Cryptal: fixes, links

2013-04-15T08:32:17Z

fixes, links

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	The ~~church~~ of ~~bitcoin~~ was founded on October 25th 2012 in order to grant ~~bitcoin~~ users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups~~, it's~~ homepage may be ~~found~~ [http://bitprayer.com/ ~~here~~]		The '''Church of Bitcoin''' was founded on October 25th 2012 in order to grant Bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups. Its homepage may be at [http://bitprayer.com/ bitprayer.com]

	The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven ~~principle~~ commandments~~, they are~~:		The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven commandments:

	1) Praise Satoshi.		# Praise Satoshi.
			# Honor the blockchain.
	2) Honor the blockchain.		# Thou shalt not fork thine own family.
			# Keep the network holy.
	3) Thou shalt not fork thine own family.		# Thou should not covet another man's wallet.
			# Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you.
	4) Keep the network holy.		# Thou shalt not swear unto another man that thine payment hath not been received until all of the blockchain hath been downloadeth.
			# Salt thine passwords.
	5) Thou should not covet another ~~mans~~ wallet.		# Hack thine planet.
			# Keep thine woman, [https://twitter.com/brucewagner Bruces] and [https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=98695 Atlases] in separate camps if they are unclean.
	6) Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you.		# Troll harder.

	7) Thou shalt not swear unto another man that thine payment hath not been received until all of the blockchain hath been downloadeth.

	8) Salt thine passwords.

	9) Hack thine planet.

	~~10)~~ Keep thine woman, Bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.

	~~11)~~ Troll harder.

	[[Category:Satire]]		[[Category:Satire]]

FML at 10:33, 27 December 2012

2012-12-27T10:33:04Z

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	The church of bitcoin was founded on October 25th in order to grant bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups, it's homepage may be found [http://bitprayer.com/ here]		The church of bitcoin was founded on October 25th 2012 in order to grant bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups, it's homepage may be found [http://bitprayer.com/ here]

	The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are:		The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are:

Sgornick: Add to Satire category

2012-05-22T14:37:20Z

Add to Satire category

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	11) Troll harder.		11) Troll harder.

			[[Category:Satire]]

Rjk at 18:48, 27 November 2011

2011-11-27T18:48:26Z

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	6) Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you.		6) Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you.

	7) Thou shalt not swear unto another man thine payment not ~~recieveth~~ until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.		7) Thou shalt not swear unto another man that thine payment hath not been received until all of the blockchain hath been downloadeth.

	8) Salt thine passwords.		8) Salt thine passwords.

Rjk at 21:10, 26 November 2011

2011-11-26T21:10:41Z

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	5) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.		5) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.

	6) ~~Doeth~~ unto others as you would have them DDoS you.		6) Do unto others as you would have them DDoS you.

	7) Thou ~~shoult~~ not swear unto another man thine payment not recieveth until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.		7) Thou shalt not swear unto another man thine payment not recieveth until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.

	8) Salt thine passwords.		8) Salt thine passwords.
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	9) Hack thine planet.		9) Hack thine planet.

	10) Keep thine woman, ~~bruces~~ and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.		10) Keep thine woman, Bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.

	11) Troll harder~~, if luke-jr is present doubly so~~.		11) Troll harder.

Deslok: Undo revision 19989 by Luke-jr (talk)

2011-11-26T21:08:29Z

Undo revision 19989 by Luke-jr (talk)

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	The church of bitcoin is ~~an evil troll~~.		The church of bitcoin was founded on October 25th in order to grant bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups, it's homepage may be found [http://bitprayer.com/ here]

			The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are:

			1) Praise Satoshi.

			2) Honor the blockchain.

			3) Thou shalt not fork thine own family.

			4) Keep the network holy.

			5) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.

			6) Doeth unto others as you would have them DDoS you.

			7) Thou shoult not swear unto another man thine payment not recieveth until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.

			8) Salt thine passwords.

			9) Hack thine planet.

			10) Keep thine woman, bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.

			11) Troll harder, if luke-jr is present doubly so.

Luke-jr: Undo revision 19981 by Deslok (talk)

2011-11-26T19:15:49Z

Undo revision 19981 by Deslok (talk)

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	The church of bitcoin was founded on October 25th in order to grant bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups, it's homepage may be found [http://bitprayer.com/ here]		The church of bitcoin is an evil troll.

	~~The Church of Bitcoin~~ is ~~guided by eleven principle commandments, they are:~~

	~~1) Praise Satoshi.~~

	~~2) Honor the blockchain.~~

	~~3) Thou shalt not fork thine own family.~~

	~~4) Keep the network holy.~~

	~~5) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.~~

	~~6) Doeth unto others as you would have them DDoS you.~~

	~~7) Thou shoult not swear unto another man thine payment not recieveth until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.~~

	~~8) Salt thine passwords.~~

	~~9) Hack thine planet.~~

	~~10) Keep thine woman, bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.~~

	~~11) Troll harder, if luke-jr is present doubly so~~.

Deslok: Undo revision 19979 by Luke-jr (talk)

2011-11-26T16:03:44Z

Undo revision 19979 by Luke-jr (talk)

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	The church of bitcoin is ~~an evil troll~~.		The church of bitcoin was founded on October 25th in order to grant bitcoin users a non regional spiritual outlet and to escape oppression by existing religious groups, it's homepage may be found [http://bitprayer.com/ here]

			The Church of Bitcoin is guided by eleven principle commandments, they are:

			1) Praise Satoshi.

			2) Honor the blockchain.

			3) Thou shalt not fork thine own family.

			4) Keep the network holy.

			5) Thou should not covet another mans wallet.

			6) Doeth unto others as you would have them DDoS you.

			7) Thou shoult not swear unto another man thine payment not recieveth until all of blockchain hath been downloadeth.

			8) Salt thine passwords.

			9) Hack thine planet.

			10) Keep thine woman, bruces and Atlases in separate camps if they are unclean.

			11) Troll harder, if luke-jr is present doubly so.